Thursday, November 28, 2019

Presidential Pardons

by Wayne Wysocki

As the president pardoned the turkey
From a fate so horribly grim,
He couldn't help but wonder
Who would be pardoning him.

Copyright © 2019 Wayne Wysocki

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Drastic Measure

by Wayne Wysocki


There once was a fellow from Blythe
In fear of loosing his life.
    He ended his dread
    Of winding up dead
When he cut off his head with a knife!

Copyright © 2019 Wayne Wysocki

Monday, November 25, 2019

Reluctant Spender

by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
    On saving each quid
    Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent

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